Friday, April 27, 2012

Jason Statham Out, ‘Haywire’s’ Gina Carano In for ‘Fast Six’

For a while back in October 2011, the Fast and the Furious franchise looked to become for Generation Y what The Expendables is for those who grew up in the 1980s and ’90; namely, an adrenaline-fueled, macho star-studded event, with a collection of action fan-favorites – such as Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, and possibly Jason Statham – all together and tearing up the screen (or each other, on occasion).
However, earlier this month, word got out that a deal to snag Statham for Fast Six (or Fast and Furious 6, depending on who you ask) failed to materialize. Today though, we can also offer some good news: the badass index for the new Fast and the Furious flick still looks to increase something fierce (even without Statham), now that Gina Carano is in talks for a ...


Saturday, April 21, 2012

RIP Dick Clark, Dead at 82

It’s a sad day in the world of television as Dick Clark, “America’s Oldest Teenager,” passed away this morning at the age of 82.
According to Clark’s representative, the famed television icon suffered a massive heart attack this morning, following an outpatient procedure Clark underwent last night.
Over the course of Clark’s amazing 66 year-long career, he is credited with producing 170 television series, many of which he himself hosted. Clark’s Career began in 1945 by working in the mail room of WRUN at the age of 16. Two years later, he was an on air announcer.
While employed as a disc jockey at the radio station WFIL in 1952, Clark got his first break on television when he was asked to serve as a regular substitute host on Bob Horn’s Bandstand, which was later renamed American Bandstand after Clark was brought ...


Monday, April 9, 2012

‘Skyfall’ Extended Featurette; Trailer Attached to ‘Men in Black 3′

Columbia Pictures/MGM has so far favored an ingenious marketing approach for the twenty-third installment in the James Bond franchise, Skyfall. Several featurettes and video blogs for 007′s anticipated return to theaters have trickled out over the past couple of months, so as to keep the film continually on the public’s radar. Yet, the movie’s various secrets and plot twists remain largely under wraps (not that we’re complaining, mind you).
That’s also the case today, as ET unveils an extended version of its Skyfall set visit video. Despite including interviews with central cast members like Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, and newbie Bond girl Bérénice Marlohe, this new featurette avoids shedding much light on anything about the movie. Well, besides that Craig once again dons his Casino Royale speedo at some point (something this image already “spoiled”).

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Expendables (Sylvester Stallone, 2010)



The first thing one might notice about The Expendables is its cast, a collection of tough guys from the past and present. The all-star cast is so often seen as a mere marketing ploy, but in The Expendables, it serves a finer, more poignant function. At the core of this film is a rather remarkable scene that finds Mickey Rourke’s character Tool–what a name!–delivering a heartbreaking monologue on finitude and entropy. The name Tool is perfect: these are men who have given their bodies in service of other’s aims, all in exchange for money and, perhaps, their souls. We’ve heard this theme many times before, but Stallone here pushes it to a scabrous breaking point–before ultimately pulling back somewhat through the requisite narrative closure of the film’s ending. Stallone has casted men who have endured these same toils as part of their careers. So there are not only the action stars whose bodies provide them their livelihood and mythical personae, but there is also a football player, a UFC champion, and a professional wrestler. Though these men don’t possess acting ability in the conventional sense, their bodies no doubt tell countless stories. And Rourke’s presence at the film’s narrative core is similarly appropriate: his career has witnessed a resurrection after being left for dead. In this scene, he articulates the fear of nearly everyone that, in the end, one’s limitations (physical, mental, emotional) will surpass one’s will, leaving behind more failure than success, more instances of caving to fear and apathy than moments of grandeur or transcendence. Rourke’s Tool doesn’t so much fear the disintegration of his own body–these men probably have come to terms with their own mortality more than most have–he fears that the soul’s memory is greater than the body’s, that the headlong rush towards death cannot mask the deeper levels of suffering that only grow louder and more intense with age. The effect is an awareness of one’s futility suffused with the knowledge that one doubtlessly could have done better.
As a complement to Rourke’s Tool, Jason Statham’s Lee Christmas embodies the similar concerns of a younger, more able man. In the beginning of the film, after returning from the team’s most recent job, Christmas finds his girlfriend with another man. This subplot shows the inverse of Rourke’s confusion: even if you make something of a life for yourself, there is always the fear that you will be replaced. What is poignant is the way this drama is acted out by men who are like the cinematic equivalent of machines (tools), needing to be replaced after years of wear and tear, and by the looks of it, some of the men in this film are due for a tune-up, if not a visit to the junkyard. Arnold Schwarzenegger makes a cameo in one scene, but his presence is like a phantom’s, a reminder that the world of action films is no longer his domain–leaving the cast to suffer the aches and bruises of their work while he enjoys his new life as a hologram in the world of politics. Statham’s Lee Christmas is later able to find some sort of victory when he beats up the man who replaced him (and who has been abusing Christmas’ ex-girlfriend). But even here, these are men condemned to find physical solutions to their metaphysical dilemmas. In the final scene, Lee Christmas displays his relatively youthful physical prowess in a knife-throwing game with Tool, the team having returned from yet another job completed. This scene is somewhat of a diversion, a spectacle to conclude the film without resolving its deeper tensions. And anyways, how else to end the film other than with a display of male camaraderie? But it’s not enough to make us forget the scars these men are hiding behind their communal bonds. The film begins with the conclusion of one job and ends with a brief celebration after their next job; how are we to ignore the paucity of life lived in between? The mask they put on to deflect this reality is now leathery and worn, fraying at the edges. This reality is always slipping out from underneath, just as some of the cast at times slip out of believability and appear too old and weary to smoothly blend in with the sets and stunts that give them the illusion of immortality.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Sylvester Stallone Says ‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be Rated R



Countless people around the Interwebz were stirred up into a virtual riot (pun intended) in the early goings of 2012, when word got out that The Expendables 2 - a macho action throwback flick that writer/star Sylvester Stallone has described as a “Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing” – was shaping up to be a PG-13 Rated affair, due largely to co-star Chuck Norris objecting to the “hardcore language” present in Stallone’s script draft.
While Stallone was fairly quick to confirm that rumor as being true rather than the result of a mistranslation, the beefy sexagenarian has since back-peddled on his claim. Sly is now reported as having said that the sequel to The Expendables will indeed be an R-Rated affair, like its predecessor – not to mention the innumerable manly action titles of the 1980s and ...


‘Prometheus’ International Trailer Teases Horrifying Events in Space



In case you didn’t get your fill of ominous sci-fi spectacle and horrifying events while watching the amazing full-length trailer for Prometheus (which premiered over the weekend), today we can offer a new international theatrical promo for filmmaker Sir Ridley Scott’s return venture to the Alien universe.
The marketing for Prometheus has so far been great, thanks to previous trailers having successfully teased the grand scope of the visuals and ideas explored in Scott’s project, without also divulging so many of the film’s secrets as to make viewers feel like they’ve already seen a truncated version of the movie. We’re happy to report that the latest international preview (which takes its time setting up the storyline and boasts new footage to boot) doesn’t break away from that approach.
Prometheus takes place in the relatively-distant future, as a pair ...

Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana Will ‘Swindle’ Moviegoers



That header image says it all, no?
In what is either a shrewd marketing ploy or the worst exploitation of the male psyche since the McRib was invented, Paramount has paired salt-and-pepper bombshells Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana in the upcoming action-heist pic, Swindle.

The film was born out of a spec script by Scott Wilson and Enzo Mileti, which became the object of a competition between Universal and Paramount, with the latter stuido ultimately walking away with the prize. The film is being produced by Michael De Luca, who helped usher last year’s Moneyball from boring-sounding baseball stats movie to critically-acclaimed Oscar nominee for Best Picture. Deadline reports that both Saldana and Fox have been looking for a project to star in together, and the pair will produce Swindle alongside De Luca, ...